Urgent Memo: Mind the Upgrade Dust
The Bureau is undergoing a scheduled modernization initiative, overseen by the Updated & Improved Communications Strategy team (U.I.C.S.).
Your family portal is currently being refined, reorganized, and lovingly Krampus-debugged by Pibbs Bramblebyte, Senior Goblin Systems Architect.
Please pardon any temporary scroll stutters, link hiccups that send you to the 1870’s archive, or overly enthusiastic tooltips. Pibbs is on it. He’s always on it - except for tea time.
Pre-Enroll in the S.P.A.R.K. Program
S.P.A.R.K.
Special Protocol for the Advancement and Recording of Kindred-wonder
An Official Initiative of the Bureau of Wonders
Secure your child’s Wonder File before the official launch.
Pre-enrollment gives your family early access to magical reminders, dispatch alerts, and your assigned BMA elf.*
Enrollment Includes:
Priority W.I.S.H. File activation
Early-bird Concierge access
Elf pairing begins August 1
First tooth fairy dispatch alerts go out August 1
Only a limited number of Concierge File spots are available during pre-launch.
Reserve yours now—and let the magic begin early.
Pre-Enrollment Opens
July 10, 2025
The Bureau of Wonders quietly oversees childhood wonder through official magical dispatches, seasonal support, and gentle behind-the-scenes enchantment. From tooth loss to winter letters, we make sure the magic gets where it’s meant to go.
